What the hell am I doing?

What's up Winner? Follow the rules below and you hit the Jackpot!

This post is in response to this post linked here and this post linked here.

The common goal is to foster work and relationships in the steemit community.

Looky pretty flowers from a house I used to live in:

NOW, Go to this post linked here and this post linked here. UpVote them Both!

NOW, Follow the Crowdwork Crew: @riosparada, @ervin-lemark, @karenmckersie, @shla-rafia, and @jacobts.

NOW, What the hell am I doing?

Wooo... graffiti behind expensive pizza place in canyon:

. RULES . RULES . RULES .

Here's the RULES... UpVote and in the comments below describe what the hell I am doing?

Everyone who UpVotes and Comments gets a chubby 100% UpVote, from me and my wopping level 58 steemit account, on their comment. That's right! I busted a nut on a sweet Flash Fiction post the other day in between daydreams of making it big big big as an improviser and I'm paying forward all the glory to YOU, my best friends forever.

If this post gets any STEEM, then I will distribute it evenly amongst those of you who leave a comment telling me what the hell I'm doing?

Looks like some cop kid lost his ride!

NO! The Pictures Are Not a Clue. They're just some sweet ass pics I took with my janky ass phone.

YES! You have to tell me what I am doing? I don't know. You tell me! Make it up. Use your imagination.

I M P R O V I S E S O M E T H I N G !

A special reward for you if you complete this extra task: If you create and post your own post asking a question that is engaging, interesting, personal, seductive, vulnerable, sincere, wicked, deceptive, believable, odoriferous, nostalgic, rebellious, sarcastic, colorful, mathematical, or sports related then I will stand up and applaud you. I will also post a stupid photo in your comments. If I can figure out how to code. I will figure it out. Don't you worry. All you have to do is leave a comment below and tell me -