Mrron, Where Have You Gone?

@Mrron where have you gone?

You joined us twelve days ago and we haven't been the same since. You were quickly found by Hive account@thecurator, followed rather quickly by none other than the real Hive account@berniesanders. and Hive account@kushed. and Hive account@juneaugoldbuyer. and Hive account@complexring. and of course Hive account@steemed Hive account@itsascam Hive account@steemroller. You made over $1000 on your very first post -- you must have been very happy!

So you posted again. And made over $1000 again. I questioned you and you replied -- even became a "follower" of mine.

Another post, another $1000. But -- uh-oh -- the flags began. So the fourth post only made you $500 (and 17 flags), and the fifth only $400. That was the last time we saw you, not so much as a comment or a vote since then.

But it's ok -- Hive account@lakers gave us more just like you!

Hive account@lakers was mined, and found a few pow's between April 30th and May 2nd. Then no activity until nine days ago when we got lucky again! On that auspicious date, Hive account@lakers created two new accounts for us, Hive account@lifeisawesome and Hive account@honeyscribe. (I have asked each of them "who is Hive account@lakers", but I guess they didn't see the question.)

What did Hive account@honeyscribe do first after being created? Why, upvote Hive account@mrron of course! Then upvote Hive account@lifeisawesome. Then create a post.

Hive account@honeyscribe has yet to make a post worth less than a few hundred. Oddly enough, neither has Hive account@lifeisawesome. I'm so glad Hive account@lakers finally got around to creating them for us!

Now, Hive account@msgivings didn't need any help, she's a self-created type of blogger. Luckily for her, Hive account@thecurator was the first to find her first post. The rest, as they say, is history. Thirteen posts, $14,000. She's totally legit, though -- after all, only 106 steemers have a higher reputation than her! Brilliant writing all around. Hopefully she doesn't go anwyhere. But if she does, we still have

Hive account@travelguru! An all-around great guy. I feel lucky to have met him. He's alpha, after all (just ask him if you're not sure). He mined himself an account two days ago and authored a post. We all loved it! $2000 for you! I can't wait to see what he writes next -- it will be EPIC!

And, if we start questioning, or start to get bored, don't worry. Someone will create someone else for us to give our money to.

At this point, Hive account@mrron, I miss you. Tell us more about Pakistani spices, like you used to.

EDIT: Hive account@techreview welcome to the list

EDIT: to those who I have offended, thanks for letting me off the hook with my rep intact!