Me: Pilot we are going down I need to verify your documents I don't think you actually understand how to fly a fucking plane WELL FU*CK YOU NOW BEAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY I GOT TO DIE
Pilot: Sir we have 3 more engines that are working fine so CALM THE FU*CK DOWN.
Me: owh (thinking if it's united airlines in my mind and if they gonna throw me out mid air)
RE: What would you do if you saw this outside your window Let me know below