Guys, I NEED Your Help With My Avatar.

I've seen that popular users have a great avatar that stands out. Since today I start my conquest of attaining the position of Whale God King, I figured a new avatar would be a great first step.

In the artwork above I tried steal some of that Hive account@stellabelle swag. Although I look damn good, it doesn't seem right.

Then I tried to recreate Hive account@shayne's avatar style with that "I-hate-kryptik-because-he's-far-superior-in-every-way-and-secretly-I-idolize-him", pouty expression. It didn't seem right either.

My current avatar is a photo of me, and I originally used it only as a gag. I thought it gave off a really cool "rape-y" vibe, so I still roll with it.

In my personal circles, I probably take the least selfies of anyone I know. I don't understand this human interaction stuff.

Can you all help me?

I need some suggestions.

What makes a great avatar?

Answer this question in the comments, and add any suggestions you may have for me there.

Remember I will be your Whale God King. Choose your words wisely