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Yup! I aim to hunt down that Cheetah bot thing, shoot it, and overtake it in the Steemit Posts Count.
The hunt will be merciless to chase down this pesky offender to all our posts!
Richard Burton once said that there were always 3 starts to an expedition in Africa: the start, the long start and the real start.
I started when I left my house to hunt down that Cheetah bot at my local supermarket?? No sign of it there. Looks like it's the long start next then.
This morning I polished up my hunting gun 'Big Bertha' in the hunt for this mad beastie bot!
Soon I will leave the tarmac roads in my Honda Jazz, de-inflate the tyres and join the '1 Bar Club' as my Cheetah hunt goes out into the desert country!
The final destination will be somewhere I've never been before - the rank of Number One Steemit Posts Count Champion - with one dead Cheetah thing too!
Has this post gone insane? Hell yeah!
All I can hear now is the sound of escaping tyre air and the glugging of refilling hip flasks with quality Scotch whisky as the hunt continues on...
Anyway my fellow Steemians, please wish me well...
"ONWARDS! To Cheetah bot EXTINCTION!!!"
(pic below is where I will throw his dead cold carcass in the back seat of my Honda Jazz!)
"Mmmmm...BBQ bot for tea tonight kids!"
Kind regards
The 1 Bar Club Honda Jazz Owning Cheetah hunting
P.S. Please send Steem donations for ammunition for 'Big Bertha' if you support this post. Happy hunting!