The Best Post In The World

This is the greatest and best post in the world... Tribute.

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,

we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.

All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.

And he said:

"Write the best post in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)

Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,

and we each said... "Okay."

And we wrote the first thing that came to our heads,

Just so happened to be,

The Best Post in the World, it was The Best Post in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see

One and one make two, two and one make three,

It was destiny.

Once every hundred-thousand years or so,

When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow

And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.

Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,

And the beast was done.

He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"

And we said, "Nay. We are but men."

Rock!

Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,

Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Greatest Post in the World, no.

This is just a tribute.

Couldn't remember The Greatest Post in the World, no, no.

This is a tribute, oh, to The Greatest Post in the World,

All right! It was The Greatest Post in the World,

All right! It was the best muthafuckin' post the greatest post in the world.

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:

the post we wrote on that fateful night it didn't actually look

anything like this post.

This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!

And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.

Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',

So surprised to find you can't stop it.

All right! All right!