Disclaimer: If satire is illegal on Steemit please let me know so I can lawyer up. Thanks!
So I woke up today, turned on my phone, anticipating two-factor authentication, and signed into Bittrex.
I then headed over to the 'Markets' section of the site and opened up the BTC/STEEM chart.
WOAH!
Is that a Bullish Reindeer??
It couldn't be.
We'd just left the North Pole through the Fibonnacci tunnel three days ago.
That is, a few days aftertweeteed about Steemit.
Surely any bullish-pull would be days away!
So, I opened Paint, drew the lines and the facts lay bare...the Bullish Reindeer charged on, and formed around the last Fibonacci retracement - peaking at the Head 'n Shoulders configuration.
I then selected my indicators: MACD, Spirals, Centre of Gravity, 50 SMA - felt it made sense to get some quantitative grounding for the $20,000 buy in I was an accidental-click away from filling.
It's pretty clear this is a sure investment, but what do you guys think?
Hint: Apophenia