Imagine the Steem and Ethereum blockchains are making love. What would we see? And ... what would the outcome be?

This could be a technical question - or a more fantastic, romantic question, or a steamy one.

Either way -  let your imagination run wild, and add your ideas (even small snippets) in the comments. I will weigh in the comments to keep each story thread going, and add a surprising twist here and there ... .