Can't Live with them, Can't live without them!
So today My wife made it home before me. She called me and said "Lets use the fire pit tonight" I said ok, let me stop and pick up some wood and I will be home in 30 to 45 mins. She said "great I will run out and pick up some Adult beverages." This is where I new I should have said, why dont you go get the fire wood and I will get the alcohol but no I just couldn't say that.
So As you can see I did my part, so I say "Honey, can you get me a beer"? She said, "I sure can"!
What the, Beep beep beep, beep and beep is this shit. I said no really Honey, I will just take a Bud Light. She was quick to respond, there are no more Bud Lights. I said well you bought some right? she said "Em... nope just 2 six packs of Kinky." I said, Honey you only had one task, which was to get adult Beverages, key word being Beveragesssssss, more than one type. She said you will be fine, they taste good. Then I saw it, the hidden message at the top of the bottle.
Now just what the beep beep beep does this fucking mean. Damit!!! You don't put messages on alcohol bottles!!!! What is this shit, a beer? A wine cooler? Love juice? What is happening here?
I am gonna have to go old school and break out a bottle of wine. This should be intresting. So I head into the house to run into one of my Adult Children, he is on his way to an after Halloween costume party. This is what I see as I walk in.
What the Beep beep beep beep and beep are you doing? You're going out like that, he said dad " I am Ace Venture pet Detective. I said know your not, you look like a powder puff girl, did you drink my last Bud Light? He said no! Mom did when she got home!😡😡
Oh My God, are you kidding me, Peach flavored Stella, I give up! I am going to bed and I may still be on rep sixty nine but there wont be no sixty nine tonight😉😉. Good night steemit, see ya tomorrow.
Extra message for all you guys out there, just take care of it yourself, specially when it comes to Adult Beverages.
I am out!
