Many users of the new social media site "Steemit" could potentially be sued for using the copyrighted tademark "Steemit" reports The Washington Post.
Any American Steemit user who writes the name Steemit in one of their posts is at risk.
One American user has created an ingenious solution to this legal threat. By inventing the name "dreemit" she has found a way to avoid this potential legal issue.
In fact some legal experts are now claiming she may have invented a way to circumvent being American all together.
This entire legal issue is specific to Americans because of what is known as "statute of arse"
Because Americans (except 
In fact they think "bunch of arse" means a herd of donkeys.
So if you are an American and want to post on Steemit, you have two choices - learn what arse means or invent your own word for Steemit. Such as creemit, beemit, or reemit.
If you need help with either of these options we are setting up a new website www.iamamerican.com where you can discuss your needs with our trained Steemit identity councilors.
This will be the sister site of our popular voting service MEMEME where for a very reasonable fee you can have a chance of getting your post on the trending page.
DONT MISS OUT! - BY GOING TO OUR WEBSITE WWW.IAMTOTALLYILLITERATE.COM YOU TOO CAN SEE YOUR POSTS ON THE TRENDING PAGE - FOR JUST 1 SBD PER POST YOU ARE GUARANTEED TO EARN UP TO 46 CENTS AND YOU CAN ENJOY THE REWARDS YOU DESERVE
We have hundreds of enthusiastic testimonials, here are a couple of examples:
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