my uh mutual follower! (And whoever else that's taken time time to read this shit.)
First, I just like to say Hello! 😁 - Right that's that out of the way.
Now, , in response to your post - Use Your Sewing Machine Like A Man! - Thank you for the unique way in which you decided to promote me and my blog. That was awesome! However, I would just like to get one very important point cleared up…
It's not us Europeans fault that you Westerners don't have the kahoonies to wear such stylish swimware as this…
Are you embarrassed by your manhood?
Ha, you Westerners and your broad shorts. I mean, look…
Not really a sexy look is it?… But this on the other hand…
Or this…
Wow - Just look at all the extra movement you get in those bad boy's! And talk about sexy… Not that I'm that way inclined, but if I were a women! (, I know what you're thinking and yes, us European men are all hunks. But sorry if these gif's have gotten you all sexually excited, stuck there in Los Angeles... you'll have to see
about that! 😜)
Anyway…
Oh, there was something else too. Just a little something in my post you seem to of over looked. It was in the first paragraph - here, take another look
So I thought I'd share a little secret with you. I do sewing! Yes, I'm a man that sews for a living. No, I don't sew seeds, I sew fabric. Anything to do with soft-furnishings to be precise.
Did you spot it? Yes, sadly my friend, I don't do broad shorts. Well, any kind of short really - except for short curtains that is!
I do appreciate the offer of work though, and if I had an embroidery machine I would certainly see what I could do.
There's a gap in the market there folks!
So who's got the time, necessary equipment, finances and contacts to fill it. Do a search, is right!, nobody is selling Steemit broad shorts - or Speedos!, or mankinies, or thongs!… what y'all waiting for?
would buy some… I think 😶 - He might model them for you too if you ask him!