Hive account@ned was up earlier than usually. He was super excited. After all, today was his wedding day!
Hive account@ned danced through the room, sang a little bit and couldn't wait until the evening.
Oh, how excited Hive account@ned was! Today, he would finally be married to 
Hive account@dan! (A/N Oh yeah, Hive account@ned is ghey. If you wanna know how that happened, read my other stories!)
Of course for this day, Hive account@ned had chosen the best wedding cake. And the best wedding catering. And invited everyone on Steemit to come (except 
Hive account@berniesanders cuz he's a bitch).
Hive account@dan himself was also up early in the morning, doing his morning stretches and excercise so he'd look nice and buff in his suit.
Hive account@ned was trying out his wedding dress in front of the mirror There had been a mixup at the dresser but Hive account@dan thought it was kind of funny so they went along with it.
But of course, most importantly of all: Hive account@ned couldn't wait until the actual night. See. Hive account@ned had a bit of a sick kink. but he kept it a secret so far. Hive account@ned felt there had to be at least one thing Hive account@dan should only discover on their wedding night! Oh, how excited Hive account@ned was to finally share that final bit with Hive account@dan!
The day was coming along nice. Everyone showed up, a lot of big Steemit names. Hive account@ned received lots of compliments for his dress. Hive account@dan looked fabulous in his pink suit. His muscles nicely toned thanks to the suit being of just the right tightness. Oh, Hive account@ned loved watching his love. Those sweet lips of him touching the wine glass, soaking them up in the red liquid of the wine. Those lips he could kiss all night long.
And those hands, Hive account@ned looked them Abscentmindedly as 
Hive account@beanz was talking to him while he did so. Hive account@dan's hands were so full with power. The way he grabbed Hive account@ned's hands as they cut the cake. The way he held Hive account@ned's wrists as he cut the cake into slices. Those hands would be soon on Hive account@ned's chest.
There was a speech or two. Proclaiming that there had never been such a perfect couple as Hive account@ned and Hive account@dan. That the universe had never seen such love. And everyone cheered and rejoiced, 
Hive account@gamer00 cheered so loud he became horse for the rest of the night. And there were flower petals thrown by 
Hive account@lifeworship and rice thrown by 
Hive account@neoxian raining down on them and there were songs being sang in their names.( 
Hive account@sirlunchthehost was the wedding singger.)
Or so it should be. Because when Hive account@ned stood there at the altar about to give his word to Hive account@dan. Suddenly! An ExplosioN!
And from the smoke arised no one else but Hive account@berniesanders!
"Stop! You are making a mistake!" Hive account@berniesanders said. "I should be with Hive account@dan!!"
Hive account@berniesanders stood atop of the rubble while from everywhere flag-bots came charging in. They tied up all the wedding guests starting with 
Hive account@aggroed (and 
Hive account@cathy-xx, who had been the female priest!).
"I knew something was up," Hive account@berniesanders said. "You sounded way too happy last time we spat insults at each other." he said as he walked down from the rubble into the wedding area. "Of course, there was also this."
He took out a paper and folded it into an aeroplane. Then he fired it at Hive account@ned.
Hive account@ned opened it up and saw... it was their gay pink wedding invitation.
Hive account@berniesanders laughed loudly, "Oh yeah, you were willing to invite 
Hive account@rf4ken but not me?! So I did what I had the right to do... I went to Hive account@rf4ken and I defeated him and took his invitation.
Hive account@ned knew that Hive account@berniesanders could be powerful. Oh yeah, before Hive account@berniesanders turned out to be such a collosal biatch, they had been fighting Hive account@rf4ken together. But Hive account@ned didn't know that Hive account@berniesanders could have defeated @rf4ken...as long as he had enough motivation!
HAHAHAHAAHA, Hive account@berniesanders laughed. "Now to enact my plan!" Because not only will I stop your wedding, I will make your wedding IMPOSSIBLE!!!
The bastard then took Hive account@cathy-xx and shoved her forward. He did the same thing with Hive account@dan.
Hive account@berniesanders walked over to Hive account@dan and took his hand. "Now, Hive account@cathy-xx, wed me! Otherwise I will kill 
Hive account@gonzo! And if you, Hive account@ned try to stop me....I will ressurrect Hive account@rf4ken!"
Hive account@ned felt like he was kicked in the stomach. What an impossible choice! Hive account@ned thought.
Give up the love of his life or save the world from Hive account@rf4ken. It was almost as if fate or God set everythin in motion to torture Hive account@ned!
But little Hive account@ned didn't have to be in agony. Because Hive account@ned had a plan!
"Uuuurgh," Hive account@ned said, putting up his most bored voice, "Well, I didn't really want him anyway, I just said that to rile you up."
"What?!" said Hive account@berniesanders in utter disbelieve.
"Yeaaah, I was just so angry with you over, y'know, that thing. that I decided that I was going to marry Hive account@dan just to make you jealous."
And then, then Hive account@ned thought of the one thing that would make his ruse even better.
"Because really, said Hive account@ned, I love you."
Hive account@berniesanders stood there baffled. All the flag-bots looked at him unsure what to do now.
"Y... you mean that?" said Hive account@berniesanders with a twinkle or joy in his eyes.
"Of course not!" said Hive account@dan and in that unguarded moment he knocked Hive account@berniesanders unconscious with a soccer kick in the nutz so hard there was a POP noise..
"Haha, you didn't expect that to happen, did you Bitch?!" Hive account@dan yelled loudly and laughed afterwards.
All the other guests started laughing and 
Hive account@valued-customer laughed so hard he pissed him self.
Hive account@ned looked around and made a little giggle.
Afterwards, when the police came and arrested Hive account@berniesanders, the wedding continued.
And as Hive account@ned predicted. In the evening, finally he could show off his kink. And then it turned out that Hive account@dan too had a secret, he whispered at Hive account@ned, taking off his shirt and revealing that he had been wearing nipple clamps all this time. That was kinda hot as well, Hive account@ned thought and it became a really really nice night.
Although, deeply, somewhere... Hive account@ned felt a little doubt over his proclaimation of love towards Hive account@berniesanders. Maybe there was a core of truth in it. Maybe their rivalry was nothing more than a elaborate foreplay? Non-the less. Now it was too late. Hive account@dan was Hive account@ned's life partner now. Although... maybe... when Hive account@berniesanders finally gets out of prison, Hive account@ned might be able to convince Hive account@dan to explore more kinks with the both of them....
The end
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