I really love my pet rooster, Cock. I've had him since he was little and to be honest, the chicks really like Cock as well.
Sometimes Cock wakes up in the morning long before I do and it really pisses me off. I could just choke Cock sometimes!
Cock is really loud and the neighbor lady really seems to hate Cock, but I can't figure out why.
Cock really has a big appetite and it seems I have to feed him constantly.
OK, I have to stop now and go make my Wife start speaking to me again. I'll let everyone finish the story in the comments ...