Not sure if too scared, picky, or defeatist...lol
By the way, all those methods are legit, according to Google.
As for why Ollie is no longer allowed on the couch, it's because he sheds far too much and the fur just...CAKES onto the fabric. He's still allowed on the bed though lolol.
Here's the wip!
If you have dogs, are they more like most dogs, or like Ollie? Or do they have their own weird little couch quirk? Let me know in the comments!