August 21, 2017 the day of the Total Solar Eclipse. A time when the power of the Universe is focused upon a single location, within a single point time.
SirKnight draws upon the energy of the 'Eye of Merlin', enhanced by the power of the eclipse... and teleports the Steem Lords to the ruins of 'Camelot'.
Here and now the Lords stand before SirKnight.
Sir Muxxy The Brave
Lord Silvernova Alchemist Warrior
Princess Loki
Sir Pheli The Twin Hunters
Lord Bmj The Larrikin
Lord Gohba The Blacksmith
ChooXena Vegan Warrior Princess
BattleWom The Warrior Wombat
Sir Scooterless The Dragonrider
Squire StinknZombalot Brain Eater of Byron Bay
Lord Percival The Magnificent
Lady AusSteemius ‘Bringer of Justice.'
And with great strength - SirKnight, through the 'eye of merlin', summons all the forces of the Galaxy to resurrect Baroness Bearone The Dazzling.
And standing to the rear of the Questors - the Ice Dragon, Shaduppaurface. The beloved Dragon which had sacrificed itself to for the lives of many others.
Tears of joy overwhelmed the Lords as they reunited. There were hugs, kisses and a curious level of groping going on, all the and while Shaduppaurface and Rigormortis, the Dragons of Ice and Fire eyed off one another with flirtatious uncertainty.
The celebrations quickly dissipated as the Steemlords caught sight of a metamorphosing 'Eye of Merlin.' Now almost fully drained of power it had begun it final incantation - transforming itself back to its true form, a castle - the legendary Castle Grayskull.
As the Lords gazed upon the fearsome yet, homely Castle Grayskull they noted that SirKnight was no longer alone - for out of the ruins he is joined by a floating creature, and a large cat.
SirKnight speaks.
"Lords of MiddleSteem and Westeros - welcome to Camalot. Ancient home to Arthur, Merlin and other mages and warriors of legend. You have overcome monsters of greek mythology, orcs, ogres, trolls, the elements, disease and even your own fears to be here - at this very moment."
SirKnight continued...
"You are the best of the best of this world and each and everyone of you is deserved of the mighty sword Excalibur and the power within. Well most of you anyway - not sure about this lobotomy on poor Bilbo Baggins and the complete and utter destruction of the Mirkwood, Sir Scooterless and Squire Stink'n'Zombatlot - however you found the Shield of Mandrake and you have the one Ring, which I will take now thank you. I will also take that Sextant please ChooXena - thank you."
The Lords began to suspect that something was not quite right as the items they worked so hard to find were magically teleported to the floating creature with an 'O' on its shirt.
Again, SirKnight spoke...
"You each came here believing that you were destined be the one 'Lord to the Steem'. Instead you have found each other, and this is beautiful. For not all is as it seems. For when I arrived in Camelot, I too sought to be 'Lord of the Steem'."
The Lords gasp as SirKnight holds aloft Excalibur and recounts...
SirKnight was standing in front of the Steem Lords, no longer - he was now He-Man - strong, masculine, under-dressed, with the long-flowing manly hair of the 80's. SirKnight was now 'the most powerful man in the Universe'!
"Steem Lords - I have brought you here under false pretenses... as I need your help. Eternia, along with many other Cartoon Kingdoms are under siege. Without your help now - we are all doomed!"
Within the mouth of Grayskull a 'teleportation and transformation portal' is activated.
"We beg of you Steem Lords - come with us now!"
End.
'STEEM LORDS' HAS ENDED!
'MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE' IS COMING SOON!!
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