Dear minions,
Listen, I've been trying to get rid of this useless Rusty Android for a week now... It's FREE! Someone take it!!
As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I wake up to Spineback wolf drool on my pillows. I've got Skeleton Assassins in my closet. Twisted Jesters jump out of my cupboard....
... But honestly, what am I supposed to do with a Rusty Android?!
When I tell my Supervillain friends I've got a Rusty Android, they all snicker and laugh at me.
"Ooooo a rusted tin can, wow! Are you planning to give my Animated Corpse tetnis? "
"HAHA, look it's arm just feel off!"
"At least your monsters are recyclable... LOL!!"
So listen, I've got to get rid of this thing. You can have it for FREE. I can't be seen near it, it's too embarrassing. Just ask for the thing in the comments below and one of you will randomly get it at payout. I can't wait to be rid of it.
No Upvote, No Resteem, No Follow Required!
... But if you do follow I bet you'll enjoy it. I am a super cool supervillain after all...
I just need to get rid of all my Rusty Androids. Look, I've got a reputation to maintain and a Rusty Android just isn't a terrifying monster. I mean, where's the razor sharp teeth, spikes, or venomous tentacles?!
I don't have time to deal with rust proofing. The bloody thing is falling apart and completely useless.
Leave your Steem monsters name and bonus points to anybody who plans to drop it off a cliff or push it into a bottomless pit.
Mwahaha!