When your day seems to be flopping,
try out some frustration shopping!
If your anger is annoying you heavily,
you need some kind of therapy.
Instead of trying to beat the enemy,
it might be smarter to retreat to nicer company.
That's why I will take off my hands,
and leave to the Splinterlands.
I am looking forward to a better climate,
so I bought myself a "Peaceful Giant".
This card has a certain charme,
even though it never did any harm.
And while the Giant will be tested on the battlefield,
mainly being used as a big shield,
the future definitely will tell,
if it was a good monetary investment as well.
Beta packs are almost out,
they will be sold out soon no doubt,
so the Giant will definitely experience a drought.
But sorry,
we have drifted of far from the original point of this short story.
