It’s funny, as I was warming up to write here, I was thinking that we all have a lot in common today. None of us know what I’m going to say!?
Yes, i love knowledge so much, i honestly can't have enough of it, yet i still think It's not everytime on steemit that one should keep seeing articles on crypto, businesses, blockchain etc—high tech contents that would demand stressing the brain in order to understand it. Sometimes you need to recess yourself, reduce work stress, give that brain some time to recreate and then have some fun with funny jokes. Even steemit can offer you some of these hillarious jokes you need and have missed.
SIX LAUGHS
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby, that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning. 😂
A man was dying of cancer, but kept telling people he was dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum."😂 😂
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said "sir, you are my witness you know I never wear pantie!"😂
A Couple was having a quickie and their 6 year old caught them. Son asked: "What are you doing? " the dad answered him: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." The boy innocently replied the dad: "Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol because, Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!" Mother fainted!!!!😂 😂
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks, a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, "You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay." 😂
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rape with this tiny tot that can't even erect?" The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!" hahahahahah
Now that you've smiled, don't be stingy with the Upvotes and Comments. Also Resteem so others can partake in the 6 Laughs.
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