Today is a magical, special, once in a lifetime day... You should all be greatful that you are alive for this moment...
What moment you ask?
Why the Duke of Sussex 'twas married.
That's right folks, the most important thing to happen to you, has happened this morning, or evening, depending on where you are.
Prince Henry (Harry), the Duke of Sussex KCVO ( Knight commander of the Victorian Order), has been taken off the market, sorry Ladies😢
So why not celebrate this most important moment in your life, with the most beautiful coin you've ever seen? That's right, the Royal Canadian Mint has out done themselves with this one!
Imagine holding that prescious coin, and gazing upon the lifeless zombie eyes of the Royal couple as the Swarovski crystals sparkle a bit like diamonds, so you can for a moment feel like a 1%er like them. Beautiful. What a treasure. And like all coins of the realm, the Queen is on the back.
Do you think Harry found it strange at strip clubs when he was shoving pictures of his Grandma in a girls G-string? I think it would feel weird doing that, but I'm not a fancy prince, so I don't know.
OK, enough sarcasm. What a terrible coin. The Canadian Mint has produced some real turds lately, and this turd is right up there with the worst.