ALLERGIES ARE A B----!
I know what you're thinking, how can this possibly be the case? I have to admit I was shocked as well, but I'm here to tell you, I did the research and it is the only thing that can explain what I have seen first-hand:
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STACKITIS
Stackitis affects us all, but it MUST affect the ladies more, because there aren't many of them in #steemsilvergold! I've seen one or two, but I'm sure it is because they have built up a high resistance to the bug due to their husbands constantly handling their stacks around them.
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Stackitis is Preventable and Covered
Under What Remains of
The Affordable Care Act!
You read that right, ladies...you don't need to suffer any longer. You can find the treatment you require and a support group full of people who have seen what you have seen, felt what you've felt, and been where you've been.
We are the members of #steemsilvergold and we are Steemit's foremost experts on all things precious metals.
We ease our members into treatment plans that include:
- Daily doses of visual stimulus
- Supportive encouragement and counseling
- Surprise deliveries of life-saving treatments
And also: - Strategies to help you build your own tolerance
You don't need to suffer in silence! Find us on discord here: https://discord.gg/Vhh6w5J
Use the following guidance to join our group:
So if you suffer from cold sweats, apprehension around precious metals, shakes due to withdrawl from touching silver and/or gold, disturbing dreams of dull industrial metals, loss of bladder control at the thought of a lost piece of jewelry, a constant need to spend all loose change in your purse because it isn't the real thing, .9999 vision or hearing, involuntary use of the words "hand pour, ingot, maple, round, eagle, air-tite, or stack", or a sudden urge to hit-up a LCS...
Just remember, with the right treatment, you can start to appreciate all the excellent qualities that Gold and Silver have to offer, return back to your relatively normal life, and kick that nasty allergy to the curb!
-Randomness
