Oooooh, look at the lovely boxes of gold and silver! I am coming out to the steemit community as a perverse long mac wearing box lover, i like nothing better than putting my coins into a box so i can be all creepy, staring at them while they sit there trembling in their designated slots hoping they are not the ones im going to fondle next. I like to stroke them with my special gloves on and kiss them, lick and sniff them, hell if it was in any way physically possible i would................
RIGHT! STOP RIGHT THERE, now this is just getting far too silly, the whole post is silly and it just cant go on, the premise of the topic of a man and his love for boxes is quite frankly silly and i must put an end to the sillyness and furthermore its very badly written so im putting a stop to it, so there.....
Look at them all shiny and closed....OI! IVE TOLD YOU, the post is over, there will be no more of this nonsence, it was far too silly and there is absolutely no punchline or point to the post whatsoever.
This is a picture of my cock.......RIGHT! THATS ENOUGH....but i was just.....NO!......all i was going to say was my rwanda roo....I DONT CARE, it got silly, you are obviously being silly and you cannot be trusted in such a silly mood to be posting such silliness on social media and this must stop at once......no it doesn't........yes it does.......it doesn't.........listen here i am in control of your inner monologue and i say it does...........does what.........what?.......what it does.......what?.....STOP THAT! your just trying to confuse me
Check out my birds box..............................................................................................OI!!!
And now for something completely different......