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It started like any other day for the Rwanda Nautical Ounce, the silver coin was out on his adventures living life to the full from the comfort of the safe pocket of his loving stacker friend, but the Santa Maria decided he was going to go it alone for once and he stumbled across a large house in the middle of nowhere, he peered into the window and did not notice the house was occupied and went inside to explore......
Chilling out on the sofa the coin was happily watching tv, think he was watching back to back episodes of Pawn Stars and Rick is just about to get his buddy down to check out some tat. Our brave silver hero is starting to feel very much at home.
So much at home that he has decided to go and have a bath, as anyone would do in a strange home that you have just broken into, dont fall asleep in the bath little fella or you will get wrinkles...
AAArrrrrghhhhhh! where the fu%£ did she come from, theres an old woman stood over the bath looking down on the Santa Maria, she then leans towards the coin with a loofah in her hand cackling her intentions to scrub his nether regions clean, a truly terrifying prospect awaits, how is he going to get away?
Such fear has been instilled into the poor coin he has been caught short and has the added humiliation of disposing of those fears while the old woman stands over him watching his every movement, she was that evil she wouldnt even pass him a roll of quilted paper derivatives.
The coin is led to a room where he is subjected to a reservoir dogs moment by a ginger haired woman, hes very lucky that he doesnt have any ears. She demands to know if he is alone, does anyone know you are here? No, im alone he says with obvious fear in his voice, well apart from that fat bloke thats taking the photos, his niece that is watching on and asking"what are you doing uncle Russ?" what is silly uncle Russ doing with my dolls house? and the 20 or so people in the room for my dads birthday party all wondering what the odd family member is up to led on the floor.
The poor coin is dragged upstairs by a would be stacker, he doesn't believe silver should be allowed out and is forced into a cupboard where he will never again be allowed out to have any adventures
Is this the end of the Rwanda Pocket Silver? Has the crazy stacking family got him locked away for the rest of his life in a dark cuboard with only the distant memories of his adventures to keep him sane, they all open the cuboard to gawk at him from time to time and he will be paraded on youtube by Mr investor glove guru fondling the coin with terrifying care.