Back in Black

...back in the back
Of a cadillac
Number one with a bullet
I’m a power pack
Yeah i’m, in a bang, with a gang
They got to catch me if they want me to hang!

Zounds!!! Ye ol’ Blackened Eagle just flew in from Sin City! And though this Apex predator be not a stork (or Apmex predator, as it were) — it came hauling a lootbag in its fierce talons all the same. Now i have heard of pidgeons being used as messangers, but using blackened eagles as couriers for the sweet shiny is some supreme badassery!

Say hello to the Badass: Hive account@pit-bullion

Don Bullion has been busy! The furnace is hot and thar be molten shiny flowing into all the right crevices. So popular and intimidating is he, even the Mob calls him da Boss!

So i had been planning a wee raid for today... it was my ornery presumption that i would shake-awake-n-wake-n-bake the ol’ wag himself Hive account@goldenarms, and take the war canoe into town for a good ol’ fashioned plundering.

But Avast! GA must’ve hit the grog too hard last night, ‘cause all i could muster out of that salty seadog was: “Fuck off, I’m full!” ...and full he is! There’s more fractionals, full Buffalos and silvery esoterica coming out of him than any of us can keep tabs on — it has been making ol’ Silverbeard a wee bit jellyfish!

So i was a jolly roger when i saw that the Don had sent me an eagle — i could thus lounge aboard The Ingot and maybe sketch in a mono-brow on GA, lol — but that’s not all the Don sent me. Keep your bananas peeled ‘cause thar be some liquid additions to the Captain’s treasury:

Aye! It’s a box...

And inside? ...some more packaging and cool Pit Bullion shwag! ...Ooooh, zesty! Thar be something unexpected too!

Better stick that stacker sticker on my accoustic picker — right beside Phelimint’s wax seal and the GD steal your face (...right offa your head).

I gotta admit to yaz, everything be looking sanguine! Hive account@pit-bullion delivers like he’s taken the Hive account@raybrockman advanced seminar on kicking major ass. Put on yer shades maties...this is about to get shiny!

1oz button

Blackened ASE & 1oz logo & 2oz logo

5oz GD Dancing Bear, 5oz Harley Bar and my new fave talisman — 1oz Skull n’ Bones button ☠️

Flip ‘em over and, oh...my! Me ol’ peg just did a little wiggle! The pour lines are speck-tack, and let’s just say the HD bar makes me think of Stax!
😳😜🤪😍😍😍

Here’s a better look at the bear

Makes me wanna’ put on ‘One From The Vault’ and get to groovin’ with Sugaree. Even an old pirate like me believes in cutting her loose now and again and just drifting out to sea...

Let, there be songs, to fill the air...

Now about that pic from before... let’s take a closer look, shall we?

The Captain is intrigued! With a flick of my trusty throat-slicer i soon discovered what jems were inside:

Y’Arrrr! If me grin was any more crooked it’d be sideways! Ear to motherfucking ear Motherfucker! And a naughty-cal theme to boot — these were some very easy pills to swallow!

And now, just because a little too much is just enough ‘round here, have a gander at some comparitive chemistry:

Silver is a devil to photograph, and that bright blighter was flaring out my light settings — an * Icarus* who flew too close to the sun!

And then there were two:

Well Matey’s, i’d say the tradewinds be blowin’ fair this day. Ol’ GA must’ve pulled himself up by his bootstraps and disappeared, like a thief in the night, ‘cause all that’s left is an empty pile of King Cans and some Acapulco Gold — so that's why he likes the Libertads so much... Heavens to mercy for me ol’ hide when he catches a glimpse of his new mono-brow!