This post is a guide for solving all of your problems!
Step one: Get a good beer in front of you
Step two: invite some friends — hi GA and M2tM! And some random btc stripper!
Step three: Now, go to your local haunt — i’m making waves at the Beag’ — Picking up shooters and slapping down debt-notes! And looky-loo... GA Is sticking around to guide the canoe.
Step four: keep stacking and keep ordering!
...and by “keep ordering” i mean keep ordering that sweet shiny! Whether it be apmex, silvergoldbull, Scottsdale or those supreme badasses at MetalsMafia, just get it in ya’!
Step Five: ask yourself — #amibecomingadirtydrunk?
If you already have stackitus and fear you might be dipping into the extreme luxury zone, then i would recommend you do nothing at all — you’re here baby! But if you wish to eke out that last bit of responsibility you feel connected to, then order quick! Two more!!! And then get the fuck outta’ there!
Step six: WTF an i even talking about!!!?
Step seven: say an inward blessing for all of the great people at #steemsilvergold & #thealliance, and also those mofo’s at #teamcanada and #teamaustralia that rose up and said: We’re not gonna’ take it!
I might’ve shed a tear at how powerful the mssg was from our community
Step eight: count your blessings every day — 1. Ray Brockman, 2. Stax, 3. #thealliance, 4. 
Step nine:
Step 10: eat some corn on the cob for the first time:
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It really does go up to 11: be cool mofos!
