Y’Arrrr! This drunk pirate can’t even trust the one good eye he’s got!
...’cause i be looking down, but i be seeing up! In fact, i be seeing way up! All the way up — and what do i see?
This:
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But this also:
Well let me tell you, this drunk pirate likes a stacked game of chance, almost as much as just looting the coffers of the bankers and the ill-informed. Long before i was a full-time Pirate i was pretty good at simple math: counting shells and bottles of grog and the like, so i know that the SSG MONSTER RAFFLE is one of the best deals going right now. And that is why i have pulled some shiny sbd’s off the ol’ loot pile and bought up tickets like they were 50/50’s! And perhaps ironically (although the math is different), the SSG MONSTER RAFFLE is kind of like 50/50. Every ticket sold benefits this whole community, and whomever holds the ticket stands an excellent chance at winning something — better odds than any institutional gambling by a long shot!!!
And, you could win some of these!!!
And some 2018’s, and some ASE’s, and a whole crap-ton of other stuff! I think there’s, like, 50oz of Ag available to be looted! And an awesome variety too, most of which will be going in a “Community Chest” so that you can literally go shopping if you win!
So how could any of this be any better?
Well, FREE tickets of course!!! ...and you’ll have to look elsewhere for those. But i do have some raffle tickets available, as prizes, for anyone that wants to do me a solid.
You scratch my back and i’ll scratch yours!
Here’s my deal:
Use the links below to sign-up to 3 crypto exchanges, and or Menē) and i will assign you one ticket for each sign-up — so you could earn 4 raffle tickets.
Note: if you are interested, do this seriously. Have a pen and paper and some time to write down all your passwords and codes legibly.
Okay, so here is the first. Binance. On-line awesome crypto exchange that works great and is cheap. This is where i buy my Steem! And this is where you can get BNB, which is killing it!!!
http://www.binance.com/?ref=11531857
Click it! Sign up! It’s fucking awesome!
...if you want some instruction, search my “bitcoin 101...(parts 1 through 5)” articles, it’s all there! Or, drop me a comment 😁
Okay, so not all exchanges have all coins, so if ya wanna buy DIG, for example (which would make you very fucking smart), you need to be on livecoin. Click this link to sign up. It looks different from binance but does all the same stuff... (just with different coins) i.e. deposit/withdrawal/exchange
Check it out, sign up, i’ll give you a raffle ticket!
http://livecoin.net/?from=Livecoin-eDg1NWRq
Okay, so one more exchange option — this is where i just bought a bunch of “Zapcoin” — it works great, and is supported by Jaxx wallet, so i am in like Flynn mo-fuckaz. The exchange is called “Cryptopia” and it has LOTS of wild alts!
https://www.cryptopia.co.nz/Register?referrer=Thedamus
And finally! If you are reading this and do not have an account at Menē, then i urge you with raffle tickets and big eggplants 🍆🍆🍆 to sign up to this utterly gorgeous company. As well, you’ll get an automatic $5 credit just for doing so. Check out their catalogue, it is stunning!!! Like for realz! 24k dice, Egyptian looking cuffs, pendants, rings — the works!!! If you like Gold & Platinum (too) then you abso fabso have to check this shit out! Click it! Make $5 worth of free gold in like 90seconds...
So there it is friends. I think i’m gonna’ cap it at 20 tickets (for now). O, and just one more thing, if you are not an SSG member i want to hear a little more from you than just a comment like: yo damus, i signed up to binance, gimme a ticket!
Primarily, i want this to benefit ssg, and future ssg members — so be cool Heffé!!!
I wanna’ giveaway some raffle tickets, but know this scallywags, i can smell a fraud even from upwind and so i will ultimately determine who’s sea worthy! But i be a fair Captain...
And ALL steemians are welcome!
Let’s do this!!! Let me know about your asskicking deeds in comments — i’m walking with the hammer tonight! YOWWWWW!!!
