Hello Friends!
What another insane week in the life of Satoshi Nakamoto. The entire crypto market has grown by 150 Billion ish, and now commands about .5 Trillion — impressed yet?
Gold, Silver, Platinum, Pd have been squashed. Everything is so nutz no one is paying attention to the metals. Fine. We’re stackers, you can ignore us, we don’t care! But if you’re a stacker with crypto holdings and/or knowledge, right now is a ball-tingling-good-time-to-buy-gold.
Especially if your trades are good. But whatever...
I have been doing pretty good this week after listening to 
I also bought some ADA (cardano) last week and holy cow man!
I’m still holding Salt, Neo, Eos and that’s just my wildass alts... Decimals have made me feel like i’m a rich man!
But i digress.
My point is that with the cryptoz, if you’re not pulling some profits off the table it’s all a Monkey-Farm-on Acid!!! It’s an illusion. If you think what is happening now is insane, just wait a minute! The next bus will be along shortly and you won’t fucking believe what they are talking about!
Gold is inert. And intrinsically valuable. (That may just be my new mantra as i stroke my precious...) ha! I think i’ve read too many 
I digress further...
All these machines making love and creating tokens has gone wild — i just recently withdrew money from an exchange in china to my wallet — in about 20 minutes or less, and now i’m rolling with more crypto on my phone. This tech is magnificent!!!
Now, i will surf some metal porn and apply crypto gainz to a physical, dense, secure asset.
I don’t give financial advice, but check this out: last Tuesday (4 days ago), i met with two new partners. We started a 100k crypto hedge. 100 units, $1,000 cad each. We are 66% subscribed and i’ve barely even spoken about it. There are many opportunities out there right now. Learn about them!
But here’s an approx of how we are going to invest the fun(d):
40% Bitcoin
20% Litecoin
10% Dash
10% Ethereum
10% Monero
10% Wiseguy Alts/mixed
We are tweaking the secret formula, but right there is a solid book.
Who’s your pal?
The gains in crypto are off the hook right now, and that translates into Major buying power in the gold market that has had it’s face dummied — or is that the other way around?
Be a fucking Hero!
If you can realize gains and keep some skin in the game, you are a smart motherfucker, Motherfucker!
Like these mofos!
Who am i? Samuel Motherfucking Jackson or something? Lol, Nah... just another dude in a hoodie and shades...
Rock on ssg!
Make sure y’all upvote stax! I don’t even think about it anymore... scroll, read, 100 percenter everytime! ...and i think i’m up on the deal!!!
Check me out trying to catch Stax’ eye
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Honey badger don’t care!
Oh yeah, and another thing. I got a mssg from 
Mr. K is going to have a shiny Christmas — he won 
And more, i have sent out a package for Secret Santa express post. So some lucky member of ssg is going to have something shiny for Christmas — i can’t wait to see what arrives for me!!! Thanks to 
Ho Ho Ho — Merry Christmas!!!
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— that’s my moonwalk with strobe effect!
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