First off, as soon as i saw 
^ There’s me ‘n GA, slapping down some pelts at the Beag’.
And second, i have an idea for a contest that should benefit: me, one lucky ssg steemian (3 actually), and the whole membership writ large — insofar as our tag provides the info our members need.
So here is the contest — but first, my admission of ignorance:
I have never withdrawn a single steem or sdb from Steemit. I’ve sent both Steem and SBD here, and i have powered up like a flaming motherfucker on acid! And, after some initial difficulty, i have learned how to use the boost bots — like a Godzilla! But i have never used blocktrades, withdrawn from my savings, or made any conversions — hell! i got stuck trying to figure out how to delegate, so i just sent liquid loot!!!
So here’s the deal: EXPLAIN that shit to me!
I’m a fucking Jedi with the cryptos but Steemit has it’s own finesse. And i want to enter the race with a co-pilot who know’s his/her shit. Smart people ask smarter people for help...
Here’s what i want to know.
- How to withdraw from Savings
- How to power down and what occurs each week after you’ve pushed the buttons
- How to send SBD through blocktrades
- Is it possible to withdraw sbd (say) and have it land somewhere else in btc or ltc
- Any other slick moves you know
Steps: like, 1. Push the button, 2. Push the other button, 3. Now enter your mumble-jumble code 4. etc...
I will award best, clearest, shortest, most efficient, most knowledgeable, EASIEST, post with a 25 sbd booster vote through bot of your choice (e.g. buildawhale, sneaky-ninja, appreciator, etc...)
I will also dish a 2nd place prize for 10sbd (sent to a bot) and 3rd place for 5sbd same...
Thanks Friends!
Now back to the real business...
I think i may be becoming a dirty drunk!!! I’m sitting at the Beag’ Steemin’ and dreamin’ and i’ve been here for about 45mins. But THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME there’s been a “trivia night” going on (phew! It just ended...) and there’s been non-stop blah blah blah: which country this, which movie that?— fucking annoying as hell, but i stayed because there’s free wifi and an excellent pint o Guinness.
Hopefully they put the tunes back on soon!!!
My point is: my standards are dropping relative to ease of Guinness drinking... if this is happening to you then you’re prolly becoming a dirty drunk!
Bah ha ha! Where did such clever wit come from?
This too is another sign... when you’re the funniest guy in the room you’re actually wrong: you are the drunkest guy in the room! Thankfully there is some jackass over at a high top who thinks he’s George Carlin — so i’m safe for now!
I’d like to shout it out loud to 
I’d also be remiss if i didn’t talk about what a Dude With A Big Cock 
But if you do, then send some ltc to the following addy.
It’s pitbullion’s, and it’s hungry!
1/1,000th of a litecoin is a “lite”
And, a
1/1,000,000th is a “photon”
So send pb 25,000 photons, it’s like $5 and welcome him aboard — who else is pouring better silver pieces? Anywhere??? And he’s already in the same club as you!
And that club is:
And we have an asskicker robot!!! How about: “Stax vs. Alien” ?
We also have excellent friends
And love the fact that Canadian Silver Mapleleafs are produced from silver extracted from our own land... That is cool!
Wow... That’s a lot of thumbing my phone. I’m 3G and 2J in... + 2J for Karla behind the bar — she’s super cute and fun and about 1 photon of the woman my gal is...
I may be becoming a dirty drunk, but i have my priorities dialed.
Contest runs 1 week! Help me help you help me!!!
