March First! — this has been a command for my darling for all the days of her life. Afterall, she was born on this day — a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away 🤣🤣🤣 och aye, this drunk skipper makes himself laugh... the truth is: she is this pirate’s all time delight, and puts my meagre stack to shame.
Avast! And HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Mrs.
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And she “gets” me. Like through and through. Sometimes she sez i might wanna’ buy some groceries & diapers and stuff, instead of just Silver all the time, but we’re working it out...
Neither does she recoil from the fact that i am drunk, and a pirate, and a non-stop, 24/7, phone-checking, upvote giving, hollering-out-loud, “poured” silver espousing, hilarious-wise-crackin’, bacon mackin’, never fancy Lunch lackin’, fakin’ stackin’ smackin’ & packin’ Leprechaun from the old school...
Okay... Whooosh... i just got way off track!
Y’Arrr! Ol’ Silverbeard went ashore this damn day and pilfered and purloined like a suave politician!
Both dukes were ridin’ high:
If ye be a mate, you will remember what the Captaitain’s favourite Christmas present ever was, and tonight i got to load up the love in a brand new V-day shirt and prance and swagger down the boulevard.
Before my dinner engagement with my lady on the hill, i hit up the ol’ town. First it was the bar...
Thar be no grog i won’t grog, when i needs to be groggin’ — sumpins gotta get yer goose!
So with cutlass slashing, and cufflinks flashing i did just rob the town. First i went by Fatburger and undid them of 7 ounces...
Yar - har! I did just absorb 7 more ounces with no one the wiser. In fact, i do believe the damn fools were happy for my business. Well if ya’ know the Captain, ya know i’m not stopping now...
With the Stackitus flaring, and my one good eye glaring, i got “buzzed” and entered the cage... willing confinement inside the belly of the beast! It is times like these, when the boss is away, that the rapscallions come out to play...
Me ol’ pal “.....” assisted the robbery:
Junk!!!
Looky here
After the looting, i met my lady on the Hill at “Savio Volpe” and made a mockery of my lunch (5 Guys) with the best of the fancy pants.
Fyi, i had the clams...
Y’arrr, now we be back aboard The Ingot larding me Treaure Chests with more of the exquisite elixir
Me finest pull from the day was seeing my boy get the treatment Royale from our groovy waitress.
Time for this ol’ Snooze-Boozeler to check out. The lines are fast, the bounty is secured, and me precious lay snorkelling the Zzzz’s!
I’m fozz bozzled, and rolling a schnazzaled...
The guards have secured The Ingot and this drunk sailor is playing DJ and dancing in his leopard skinz!
Y’Arrrr!
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