A: when it lands on your Birthday!
Holy crap! Maybe i’m jaded, maybe i’ve just had too many of ‘em, but the last several years i have been pretty much “M’eh” on my birthday. I like to get thoughtful and deluxe birthday prezzies for others, but i have always been diasppointed whenever i have expected a similiar return. As a wise old bird once said: lower your expectations and you’ll be a lot happier...
So this morning, i was like, oh yeah...it’s my birthday, cool, now what do i need for work?
I went pst the po box on my way for coffee, an’ t’wat??? There’s a package from 
I walked like John Cleese in a hurry to my local Starbux, but the bastard was jammed with other a-holes so i went across the street to the fancy French place.
And got: le soup du jour & l’Americano petite and dug right in...
WTF? this looks fancy — good thing i’m here...
A sweet velvet pouch and a card!!!? From dixiesilverminer!!!? I haven’t ordered, nor interacted very much at all with them — although i do upvote 😁👍
Hmmm, let’s get this card open... which i might add showered stars all over the countertop! 😻
And it’s from?
Owen Wat!!! Thanks Man!!!
I admit, for a minute i though you were dixiesilverminer and i was very confused! Lol then i figured it out: Owen Wat bought me a fucking birthday present from dixie and it landed in my PObox on my fucking Birthday!!! Well done lad!
Anyone still wanna’ know why O is so lucky?
Yeah, i thought not...
So, what’d i get, what’d i get!!!?
The Damus Pick? ...yer kidding me right?
Nope! Absolute zero fucking around with this one, and many fucks given! Wow!!! This is one of the coolest gifts i have ever received! And i’ve got a lot of blowjobs in the past!!!
Just wow man. Thank you!!! You know my next live tune is gonna’ be dedicated to you 😻😻😻
That totally Rulz Ballz! I am once again rendered speechless!
Thank you!
