Hey there. Why do you think the Big Bang is a stupid idea? Stuff was observed, various hypothesis were proposed and predicted some more stuff. the hypothesis for which the prediction matched the best new observations got naturally solidified. There are always dark corners, in all theories, we do not understand everything, maybe even one day, we will discover something ultra solid that will make the community
change direction. But for now, the standard model of cosmology is what works the best.

And in terms of elegance, if you look beyond the BigBang and consider it within the scope of eternal inflation, you can't make more simple and elegant than that. (the Big Bang would not be the start of reality like many people think it would - that appears absurd to me).

By curiosity, I actually tried to find a 5 minute-read summary on this little bloop theory of yours, without success.

Oh, and how can you say Einstein is a fraud, where E=mc2 has been verified literally billion of times?