I am so serious right now. Okay, the thing is I am not always like this, but today? Something amazing is going to take place in the city of Lagos - I have no luxury to be unserious. Not now, not today. Today is special.
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Before now, I had no respect for the witches. Wi-what? I am Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander! Do not mess with me. But then I got to know these new guys. Okay, you can say I have just been initiated as 
Science got me down. Technology overpowered me. Engineering depleted me of my wizardious powers. And Mathematics? Do not even mention that lunatics.
And if you are going to ask me what kind of witches these guys are and how they operate, then I am going to have to confess to you. They are the keyboard witches. They write faster, think better, and are smarter than an average human. They solve problems that encounter human race with their evergreen articles. They bring honor to the Green, White, Green and the world in general. They make their family proud. They are the pride of the country... Why so? Because they write STEM!
They do not want the world to know of their intelligence, so they do not brag. But their works keep exposing how good they are in the field of Science. Steemit is taking over the Search Engines. The time is almost here when every keyword searched through the Search Engines lead to Steemit community posts. And then, the posts written by these @StemNG and @SteemSTEM great minds will always shine. These posts will solve the problems that are being faced by humans right now and the ones are going to emerge in the future.
They have no time to beef any high ranking whale in the community. They have no time to join others in flagging whales that use bid bots. All they are concerned with is how to ensure that great and evergreen contents keep coming into this great community. With them on their keyboard, they are powerful. And for this, I address then as The Keyboard Witches.
Okay, to be sincere there are some elders in the global community who I can say initiated the management of the Nigeria's sub-community. @SteemStem is a global community of STEM (Science Technology Engineering Mathematics) writers on Steemit, and you can call it the father of @StemNG. These guys, 
And The Nigerian Keyboard Witches Are Meeting In Lagos Today... How About You join Us?
Sorry, I had to take you to that length. That is how I actually feel right now. The point of this is that something that has never happened before in Nigeria is happening today. The witches are meeting in broad day light!
As planned by the sharp-mouthed witches, @real2Josh, 
And in case you did not know before now, you are invited. Not just Steemians, not just Lagosians, not just Nigerians but in as much as you are interested in Science which I bet you should (because Science is behind the enjoyable life you are living today).
This form is meant to be filled as you plan on joining us today. Come and meet these witches in person: 
So, it is almost 11:00 AM, c'mon join us now!
Till we meet again on my next post, well I am not changing my name. I am 
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