Your post gave an incredible post-traumatic stress to my statistics classes last year :P but you explained it all very well!
I'm a vet student so i don't usually use statistics unless i go into epidemiology, i actually just learned how to work with a program called Epiinfo which correlates data between many epidemiology studies, it shows p-value we use the null hypothesis, etc.... you know what I'm talking about
Are you also going to explain Poisson and binomial distributions? ( i think this is what they are called)