TEAM AUSTRALIA is hereby notified of the following:
Effective 3 July 2017, Secretary SirKnight is recalled to Canberra to face allegations of commencing Steemit Wartime actions without the valid approval of the Senate.
In a joint sitting of the Houses, independent Senators, Daryl Hinch and Jacqui Lambert tabled the following statements:
- Secretary SirKnight has illegally launched a 'War on the World'.
- Australia has no business continuing to maintain a presence in the Philippines, USA or Britain. (However we note that an annexing of New Zealand should have taken place years ago.)
- Secretary SirKnight is not fit to lead the STEEM WARS campaign.
In a press interview today Senator Hinch exclaimed.
"This whole situation is obscene. Secretary SirKnight as risen from obscurity, about a month ago, within some online platform, appointed himself as leader of our nation and then declared war on the entire planet! And why? because he wants Australia to have more STEEM. Simple. It is all about the STEEM with these people!"
The Prime Minister issued the following statement later this afternoon in defense of SirKnight.
"The Hon Senator accusations are biased and without substance. Secretary SirKnight acted within the law, with the support of the House of Representatives; and, the sitting Senate. He has gallantly fought for our country under extremely trying Steemit conditions. The Secretary continues to have the support of this Government."
SECRETARY SIRKNIGHT AND TEAM AUSTRALIA HAVE ISSUED THE FOLLOWING MEMORANDUM:
Effective today, I leave my post in the 'US offensive', having been recalled to Canberra to face allegations of 'illegal misconduct' and 'dereliction of duties.'
The allegations raised by the Senators Hinch and Lambert, are unfounded and preposterous. I will fight them all the way to the High Court of Australia if need be. These Senators, have weakened our country today, weakened our great country.
Regardless of my own position - for those brave and women of TEAM AUSTRALIA the War must go on. Your mission has not changed:
"To corner the flow of STEEM and conquer the world!!"
I could be absent from my Wartime duties for up to 3 days - so this Battle Cry will stand...
"Harness the STEEM by infiltrating the Steemit Daily Color Challenges - your short titles will be:
Day 4 'TuesdayOrange'
Day 5 'WednesdayYellow'
Day 6 'ThursdayGreen'
To aid in your success the Official ColorChallenge instructions can be found here:
https://steemit.com/colorchallenge/@kalemandra/new-colorchallenge-for-all-steemians
PLEASE... be sure to include #colorchallenge within Battle Standard tags.
Master Arbiters should consider both STEEM WAR impact of the Battle Standard and its ability to attract STEEM out of the general platform.
Good luck my brothers and sisters of... The STEEM WARS.
End.
SirKnight
SECRETARY TEAM AUSTRALIA
Photo: http://www.aph.gov.au/