He spent about ten minutes on the phone with me, educating me on how to change the fan myself, and so that he wouldn't charge me $200, plus the cost of the fan.

That is the sign of a true legend. I mean a lot of them just crack the shits and make you uncomfortable. I do wonder why you didn't ask Chat GPT though. Maybe because human?

spent more time in the line at Bunnings than I did walking to the back corner of the store where these bloody things were stored, and back to the counter to buy them..

I really like the idea that we may well have been in Bunnings at the same time, and that today, Hive had two posts with the word 'Bunnings' in them.

That pic does my nut in. It's like a magic eye I can't solve. Where TF is Steven????