At my last job I had to write a statement of my own volition, since the leadership created just hellish conditions:
Wages at the subsistence level
Fines and deductions for any shoals from this beggarly salary
Absolute incompetence with the new leadership
As a result, I had to spend two weeks looking for a new job.
The beginning of the adventures
I find myself in the personnel department in one of the new job search sites.
Do you know how to do this and that?
Yes, here are the references from past jobs, a resume, a copy of the education certificate and a copy of the certificates.
We will call you back.
Still waiting for a call
In the personnel department at the second potential job site
Already it came to signing the contract.
- We just wanted to clarify: you will work with a probationary period.
"Okay, how long?"
- Three months.
It should be noted that they cut their salaries during the probation period exactly in half.
- Till!
The third work
"Do you want to work?"
Yes
Sit down, work.
They took him to the workplace.
I sit work work. A couple of times something clarified. Worked an hour. The head of the department stepped away from me and headed straight for the kettle.
Coffee or tea?
Coffee.
That is great. I switched on the kettle. How to boil and I will do, but I'll go for the contract to the personnel department. Wages satisfied?
Mmm ... Of course.
"I have half a cup of boiling water and two tablespoons of sugar."
The head of the department returned in about half an hour. I brought a contract.
The next day I told them all the missing documents.
If we have a plan burning in the department or some sort of hemorrhoids of universal proportions are brewing, then the first thing the leader says:
- I, as always, have half a round of boiling water and two tablespoons of sugar.