"On the deep web once upon a time, I was browsing tor. I paraded myself over to the hidden wiki and hit the random button a few times. What happened next scared the everloving shit out of me. There was a webpage that took longer to load (even by tor standards) and when it finally loaded, in giant black letters on my screen it said 'YOU BETTER START RUNNING.' Needless to say I almost shit my pants. Anyway haven't been back since, yada-yada.