I live in a small place, the walls are thin, and my bedroom is adjacent to my neighbor.
I've only been here around 2 months or so, and in that time I have seen a different person here almost daily visiting this neighbour of mine. The routine is consistent. They sit on the patio and have some wine accompanied by some laughter and chatting, then the conversation moves "inside".
Despite having tv on, or watching youtube, what follows are some of the loudest sexual climaxes i've ever heard. The first time it happened I thought to myself, oh sweet, two lovebirds going at it. I quickly realized that the birds changed almost daily and there was probably very little love involved.
At this point, amusement has turned to irritation. Its one thing to have a different sexual partner daily, but do I need to know when they're busy climaxing, day after day? A little courtesy would be nice. Not really sure how to handle this odd situation. I mean, what do you say? "Hey, I couldn't help but notice that you fuck a lot, but would you mind turning down the screams when you climax?" Ummm... awkward no?
Either they're a porn star, and film these soirees or they're a "pro", or they're exceptionally gifted on Tinder. I mean if there was an Olympics for fucking, they would certainly bring home the gold.
What would you do in this situation?
