One day, there was a set of keys. But not just any set of keys, a hueping set of keys !!
The keys would eat the insides of locks because they were hungry. They ate the locks because they thought it was healthy. In their minds, it would provide them with a good source of iron.
Then, the toxic fumes ate everything. They ate the air and contaminated it. The only cure to these poisonous fumes were the sacred marshmallow forks. These sacred forks would be tossed around daily by plaid stingrays. The plaid stingrays do not follow lunchtime expectations. They run around aimlessly, tossing these forks. Then, they would catch them and eat them.
If all of the marshmallow forks are eaten and go extinct, the world will end. Since all of the marshmallow forks were eaten, the world ended. This is because all of the toxic fumes took over the world since there was no cure. "Mwahahaha", said the plaid stingray. "I made all of the toxic fumes take over the world", thought the ray. The world could not take the pressure of fighting these fumes so, it gave up and ended. The plaid stingrays all died. However, this wasn't the end of them. They had cousins on Mars called the flying pigs.
The flying pigs could not fly. But they didn't know that. They flew all around Mars happy and confused as to why they kept falling out of the sky.
The end.