So I get this job working at a convenience store in a kinda shady part of town way back as a kid. They didn't care about my age and paid me under the table. So I was working the 8:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m. shift and this place is in the ghetto this means I was working the f&%$&%& "hell shift"...
One night, in particular, was more outrageous than the others...
That would be "dear man" at about 3:00 a.m., this man walks into my store, he's wearing absolutely nothing but a deer hide. Or was it the other way around, I dunno, it was a long time ago...
Now, this wouldn't be too crazy if it didn't seem like a freshly skinned deer hide. Like naked dude - deer hide hanging over his shoulders like some sorts of demented Superman or something. With the f&#$%=& deer head on his head antlers and all... He walked in and told me he had to find Santa! He was going to save Christmas and to do that he needed a free case of beer.
When I told him NO, he started stomping his feet and pointing his antlers at me... Finally, I gave him a case at "half price", a second later he made a hoarse sound and walked out...
I was completely dumbfounded...
But now as I look back, thanks to him and me, Christmas was saved...
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