An atomic icebreaker or a car? Choose wisely!

Some of you probably heard that in Russia the amount of cars per citizen is almost three times lower comparing to the rest of the world. But only few people know that the number of icebreakers per citizen in Russia is ten times higher. In Russia you don't have to explain the advantages of an icebreaker, but for a foreigner this may look controversial. It seems that it's difficult for foreigners to understand the advantages of driving a vehicle that weighs more than 10,000 tons.
This post will fix this misunderstanding.

So, let's start with the advantages of buying a car in comparison to an atomic icebreaker:

1. The car is really easier to park. Fact is: the car can drive up directly to your house, the atomic icebreaker will have to be left in the nearest seaport. On the other hand, you can place your house right on the icebreaker and the parking issue will be fixed by itself.

2. The car is cheaper. For beginners, prices are often the main factor when choosing the transport, and the cost of a billion dollars may bring a doubt to the purchase. So for a start you can buy an ordinary car or a bike with an attached generator, and twist the pedals on it until you earn one billion dollars so you can buy an atomic icebreaker.

3. It's easier to knock pedestrians off by a car since the number of people living in the sea is quite small.
   *advisable only if you're misanthrope.

And now about the advantages of the icebreaker:

1. You can chop ice.

2. An atomic icebreaker doesn't need to be refueled/charged as often as an ordinary car. You can load fresh nuclear fuel every few years.

3. If you have an atomic icebreaker, you are in complete safety in the case of a zombie apocalypse

4. You can place your bitcoin farm directly in the glove box.

5. You can observe penguins and walruses in their natural habitat. If, of course, their natural habitat is the place next to the icebreaker.

Keeping in mind all the pros and cons, we see that the atomic icebreaker is still superior to the car.

Give up the superstitions imposed by automakers and buy icebreakers now - that's my advice.