Funny story, Ujang a legislative candidate campaigning to promote himself to be selected in a village

A village is somewhat remote and this is the content of his campaign:

Ujang: "Ladies and gentlemen, if I am elected later, I will build roads and bridges so that access to this village is easier to sell agricultural produce to the city."

One of the people who attended, "But sir in our village there is no river, so for what bridge is built?"

Ujang: "Do not worry! If there is no river in this village, we will build bridges at the same time with the river!" Society: "!! ?? ## %% !!!"