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Theres a Polar Bear on the Underground and were not sure when he last ate..
The next train to Paddington will be a little late
He just disembarked at Baker Street,
hes padding around on massive feet snuffling in bins without any lids, Growling a lot and scaring the kids. The railway staff are risking their doom to coax him into the Waiting Room to keep him mellow him and to save their souls, hes following their trail of sausage rolls...
He wont be held in there for long, hell soon break out ... hes mighty strong We should ring personnel at the London Zoo. about bears they know a thing or two. I hope they hurry and bring a cage, reporters are here now ... hell make the front page
One things certain I bet theyve never found
a stray Polar Bear on the Underground.
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