I have discovered the true terminology behind "Dada". I used to think that it meant bed, but I was wrong. The real meaning is... Mobile Bed!
He himself has not fully understood this yet. However, if I make water come from my eyes and scrunch my face, he comes pretty quickly. Sometimes Dada isn't paying full attention to me, so I scream at the top of my lungs.
I'm still getting used to this 100x gravity. In the mean time, Dada has become very useful to me. Not only do I get to see the sights around me, I can fall asleep anytime I want.
I'm still amazed that the giants of this land don't sleep. The convenience of it though, is simply fantastic!
Signing off,
Mr. Wigglebum