Teacup stories and big thoughts

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Of course the airplane is copied after the bird. But the plane was never made
to lay eggs.

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I have no admiration for this 200 years old tableware, when no one ever ate from it. Nor do I have any , for this violin, that remained since it was created
without a fiddlestick.

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"Where do you come from ?"
"From Venus."
"Why are you not telling the truth?"
"How do you know I am not?"
"I didn't see you there!"

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"Where does this road lead ?"
"To happiness."
"But I can see it has a lot of thorn bushes."
"Well take them out and pave the road."

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If you want both eggs and chickens,
you need at least two hens.

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No one makes you tell the giraffe, she has a long neck.
Or a short one.
Be smart, little mouse: better look her right in the eyes and tell her they are blue.

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"I heard he fell in a pit."
"Yes, but he got out quickly. Actually, to tell you the truth, he didn't fall. He went inside on his own, to take whatever he needed from there and came back to the surface. I would say that's normal."
"So why is it said he fell?"
"Who said that? Maybe someone who would have liked to push him. "