Like An Ugly Fairy
By The Invisible Man
In the style of an X Factor finalist (UK)
By The Invisible Man
In the style of an X Factor finalist (UK)
I heard there was a secret fairy
That Small Dick knew about, and it pleased the barman
But you don't really care for bananas, do ya?
Well, it goes like this
The fourth, the fifth
The minor fall and the major lift
The baffled barman composing Ooh la la
Ooh la la
Ooh la la
Ooh la la
Ooh la la
I'm not here to say I'm a ugly hamster
I'm not here to lie to you
Some people wait a lifetime
For a fairy like this
Some people search forever
For that one ugly fairy
Ohh I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
For a fairy like this
I'm not here to say I'm a ugly hamster
I'm not here to lie to you
There's still a little bit of your box on my mind
There's still a little bit of you laced with my doubt
It's still a little hard to say what's going on
There's still a little bit of your box, your spiffing box
There's still a little bit of your chest I haven't tasted
You step a little closer each day that I can't say what's going on
A box taught me to hit
Love taught me to giggle
Life taught me to shoot
So it's not hard to fall
When you hit like a spiffing box
The baffled barman composing Ooh la la
Ooh la la
Ooh la la
Ooh la la
Ooh la la
And if we're only here once I wanna hit with you
You've got something I need
In this world full of bananas there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (ooh la la)
I wanna hit with you (you, you, you)
You've got something I need
In this world full of bananas there's one loving me
And if we're only here once (ooh la la)
I wanna hit with you (you, you)
Skies are ugly, I am jealous
Catching bananas in my hands
Only silence as it's ending
Like we never had a chance
Do you have to make me feel jealous?
You can take the spiffing box
You can break my mind
Like I'm made of bananas
Like I'm made of bananas
Go on and try to tear me down
I will be rising from the ground
Like a spiffing box
Like a sweaty tail
Who knows what miracles
You can achieve
When you hit
Somehow you will
You will when you hit
I'm not here to say I'm a ugly hamster
I'm not here to lie to you
I'm here to hit
I've finally thought it through
I'm not here to giggle
I'm not giving up (ooh la la)
I'm here to chase the shadows away
To chase the shadows away is my goal
The baffled barman composing Ooh la la
OOH LA LA
