"What have I done...?"
He clutched his stomach in agony, cold sweating in the fetal position on the bathroom floor. He'd been lucky in the past but this time, it seemed the expiry date on that can of beans was far more than a suggestion. His stomach cried in response.
Anybody else ever eat anything mildly expired? No? Me neither ;) But I've heard/read that depending on what food item you're considering, the expiry date may mean "Best Before" or "Do You Have a Death Wish?" so I guess that's something to keep in mind.
The random word was "stomach".
Steem on.
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