The town is Stratford. It's located in New Zealand, in the province of Taranaki. It's designed around William Shakespeare with all names coming from his plays. It has a Glockenspiel clock depicting Romeo and Juliet. It is also home to the most psycho toilet I've ever come across.
So, the dunny is an automatic one. It auto-flushes, has auto-soap dispenser, auto-tap, and auto-hand dryer. It also auto-cleans itself at certain times.
But some sadistic person also decided it needed to be operating on a timer. You've got 10 minutes to go for a dump before the doors open you up to the world. Now, I'm a dunny squatter from way back. I find the toilet to be the only place where I can get some peace and quiet. As such, I will spend a decent period of time on that seat. So 10 minutes sucks. But I figured out that 5 minutes for turd ejection, then time to wipe my butt and wash my hands will fill the 10 minutes. Weeeeeell. What slowed me down was the auto-toilet paper dispenser. It seems that the paper dispenser had the same person who came up with the "Dial 1 Wait 1 Wait 1" campaign. The dispenser released one sheet. But I worked out I could get 3 at a time. To do this though I needed to swipe under the sensor, then wait about a second and swipe again. I could do this only up to three sheets though. So I'd get three, wipe, get three, wipe, get three until no more poo. The problem though was this took up the rest of the 5 minutes.
At this point the toilet goes from a rushed state to "Warning Warning Warning Warning". By this point I'm trying to work out how to get the soap and water because I kept missing the sensor. The "Warning" stopped. Replacing it was the screeching siren of someone breaking into a person's house. Then the door opened.
I have NEVER, felt so rushed and stressed having a poo as I was with this toilet. DO NOT go to the toilet at the skate park in Stratford for anything longer than a wee. You risk far to much dignity.