German cops have confiscated $65,000 (NZD) worth of eckies from a bad boy father and son duo who were on their way to the Netherlands - AKA the country with the highest MDMA percentage in their pills in the world.
A total of 5,000 donald trump printed, carrot-coloured pressed pills were found in their car. The colouring may have been chosen to match Trump's toupee.
A police statement has said: "During the search of the vehicle, police found about 5,000 ecstasy tablets with the portrait of the American President ... the purchase value of the tablets amounts to approximately €11,000 (£10,000 or $12,900); the sale value amounts to approximately €39,000."
But if railing up a carrot coloured pill with Trumps face on it sounds your idea of a great time, you might be in luck, as the pills are still being advertised on the dark web using the caption "Trump makes partying great again."
You just need a druggo mate savvy enough to navigate that shit... Although, chances are if you're that keen to go coast to coast with Trump, you can probably figure that dark web business out yo'self.
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And we don't encourage using the dark web to buy illegal substances.