Are you an engineer
who wants to work at Porsche, Stihl, Mercedes-Benz or Bosch?
Chances are you will visit Swabias' capital Stuttgart.
We not only have the best pretzels but also the best language. A mix of French and German. We like to trivialize everything. A house becomes a housy. A pretzel a pretzele. A car a cary.
Example:
Car means Auto but we like to call it Audole, no matter the size:
Swabians like to invent, travel and have a cozy time. We like to sit at the metal table in the garden and lick wine while the rest of Germany drinks it.
We love to sit in front of hour "little castle" or "Schloessle" how we call it.
Not everything is perfect. For example the police is corrupted and they have too much money which is why they drive around and take away your drugs. Many are so simple minded and brainwashed the first thing I did when I was 17 was going to London and then Berlin. Still, Stuttgart is a pearl which creates a warm feeling in me when I'm there. The hills, the friendly people who are generous .. You won't find that in Frankfurt, Berlin or Hamburg. We are some of the sweetest Germans you'll ever meet.