Round people with round offspring… perfect spheres are indigenous to suburban America. Their proportions are always overwhelming, sometimes in a good way. However, their lack of discipline is greatly worrying given the toll it takes on the healthcare system. That being said, its manifestation within the context of a bedroom can be magnificent. An underserviced undisciplined well-proportioned quasi-spherical female specimen is an excellent substitute for a workout, and if my general assumption about a high prevalence of sexually inept husbands holds true, they also have a low barrier to entry.
